Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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