I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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