Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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