and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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