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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?

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• (936): View more from Texas

  he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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  and...?

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  I told him it was alright.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  where do you find these guys?

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.

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  That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm super disappointed in my clit.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.

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