I'm really into asian looking animals
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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