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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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  your completely serious

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• (817): View more from Texas

  But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".

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  I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does

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• (925): View more from California

  You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub

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• (516): View more from New York

  People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.

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