So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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