We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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