That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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