So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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