I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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