I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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