I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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