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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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