Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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