Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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