Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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