Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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