I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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