Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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