Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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