i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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