Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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