gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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