That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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