It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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