i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I think even the taco bell employees judged me