my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.