I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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