Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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