She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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