one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We talked him into tasing himself.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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