do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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