I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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