I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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