Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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