Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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