Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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