i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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