Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Vodka?
Forever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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