he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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