So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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