i just wanna soil my oats bro
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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