Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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