in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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