He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Say something about gay babies.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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