gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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