Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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