hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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