i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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