He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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