Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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