Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
where am i from again
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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