For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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