let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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