The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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