The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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